thegestianpoet:

i just went for a run in my neighborhood

as i have done most nights for the past week or two

and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping 

AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY

only I had just done hills and was really out of breath 

so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as 

“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”

LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER

HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 

f0rr357f1r3:

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT—

ochwow:

There was an idea to bring together a group of sexy people, so when we needed them, they could… you know.

squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

i-o-u-a-fall:

chroniclesofpanem:

tunadeluna:

ninejuanjuan:

bromofasho:

nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

Remember when people cared about Kony?

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

Remember the Alamo?

Remember the Titans?

remember who you are

Seriously, since when is someone like her considered plus size?! She has one chin, at least! And in TARGET, of all places. I would understand H&M where their sizes are

(from smallest to biggest)

concentration camp,
starving,
anorexic,
x-small
small

But Target, of all places? Whut.

bitcheslovemichaelbohn:

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w-lsh:

stresssfreee:

gxldhouse:

basednigel:

i still dont get why more girls dont do this. this is ur best state

:*((

WTF

The fuck did I just watch?